Hope and history can never rhyme if we rewrite bank guarantee saga

The Night of the Bank Guarantee.” Ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom, like Mama’s heartbeat. It’s punchy but reassuring and that’s the way we like our rhythms.
It’s a question of metrics. “The Night of the Bank Guarantee” is in iambic trimeter. Three couples of two syllables, unstressed, stressed, unstressed, stressed, unstressed, stressed.