Go on admit it. You’ve said it. “I’ll tell you what this country needs: A dictatorship.”

Go on admit it. You’ve said it. Maybe you were watching the news and the Dáil was in uproar.

The Ceann Comhairle was ringing his bell, everyone was shouting from all sides and all you could hear was: “Iwillnotremindyouagaindeputy-ACeannComhairleifIcouldjust-Ahames!- WellitwasyerecrowdbroughtintheBankGuarantee-thedeputywilltakeherseat!DINGDING-BLUESHIRTS!-NorthernBankRobbery-DINGDING-Thatswhatshesaidtoolastnight-GOBACKTOKILDARE-TheDailissuspendedfortheafternoonDING.”