Make pre-election pledges legal

Two thirds of the way through their term, this government have renewed their marriage vows, and are clearing their throats to begin lying through their teeth.
Fianna Fáil meanwhile, hope their catastrophic last term has been forgotten by the electorate, and it seems that forgiveness is well underway, aided by the ineptitude of their replacements. Cronyism, corruption, and rewards for incompetence are even more rampant, while surely teams of people are charged with spouting rubbish about regained sovereignty, green shoots, and light at the end of the tunnel.