Being a single parent rocks — till you get sick

YOU read about what a hard time single parents have, how awful our lives are, how we never leave the house, or get a weekend off, or meet anyone with the intention of forming a meaningful, hot relationship.

Oh, and how we are penniless because we are doing a two-person job on a one-person income.

You read all this in the liberal media. In the rest of the media, single parents — that is, single mothers — remain a drain on the system, fecklessly popping out more and more children, so that we can spend the child benefit on fruit machines and Lambrusco, while leaving the children home alone, looked after by the family pitbull.