Forget your high hopes: Lack of inches leads to being short-changed

I CAN die happy. I have met Brian O’Driscoll. I haven’t just met Brian O’Driscoll, I’ve met Amy Huberman too.

Lovely, they are. The two of them worked their way through 800 guests at BOD’s testimonial dinner, shaking hands and telling people they were so glad they had come to the do.

Their right hands must have been swollen to twice the normal size and Amy’s face must have been make-up-free and sore before they even sat down to eat on Friday night.