Just two won’t do ... why did I miss the threesomes?

ALTHOUGH entirely Irish, not being resident in Ireland means that I can sometimes miss a trick.

You can imagine, then, how the Guardian headline “Fine Gael Split Over Threesome Advice” took me by surprise. Astonishment. Open-mouthed wonder. Lying in bed, still half asleep and trying to focus properly on my Twitterfeed, all I could think was — they have THREESOMES in IRELAND now?

That is SO unfair. They never had threesomes in my day. Even twosomes could get you into trouble back then.