Fine Gael TDs must stop living in past about abortion issue

ORDINARILY, it’s fun to watch politicians squirm, but when they’re reeling and writhing, in a desperate attempt to evade responsibility for actually doing the bare minimum required as part of their jobs, it gets quite tiresome.

As the deadline for the report of the expert group on abortion gets closer, you can actually see the beads of sweat on the foreheads of jittery Fine Gael TDs become more pronounced with every passing day.

Poor craturs, they’re already in an awful way — hollow harried eyes, clammy hands, a sickly yellow pallor and exuding an air of latent desperation that oozes from every pore.