Reilly and Kenny must face the media and deal with questions

OH GOD.

Bury my head in shame. I couldn’t remember Colin Farrell’s name. If I’d lost by a point I’d never be allowed to live it down.

Celebrity Mastermind I’m talking about. I took time out from writing this to watch (from behind the couch, peeping through my fingers) this week’s episode of the programme. It had, of course, been pre-recorded. Otherwise how could I have watched it, right? Try to keep up! So I knew the result in advance.