Sex tax can’t be far away as Government searches for new revenue

Now that we have had the household charge and water charges are coming, I predict that the next charge that the Government will impose that affects our daily lives will be a tax on sex.

In my opinion a sex tax will be fairer than the above two. It satisfies two of Adam Smith’s Canons of Taxation.

Firstly, it will operate by having an electronic device attached to the bed. The vibrations from the performance of the sexual act will then be transmitted to the device. The device will record the duration of the sexual act.