“The penguins have got it pretty good”

WE HAVE watched David Attenborough’s Frozen Planet.

Alas, while I was saying ‘aah look at the baby penguins, they’re so sweet,’ my husband was busy drawing a straight line from the melting polar ice caps directly to our house.

“The ice-caps are melting, all those delicate ecosystems will die because of people like [careful pause] us,” he says.