A low opinion of highest office in the land?

ANYBODY out there with a bit of get-up-and-go? In particular, we’re looking for somebody who’s good at selling. You will be required to spend time on the road, flogging your wares in foreign capitals.

A few other specifications. You should be able to string a few words together, which, in certain circumstances, might extend into a speech. You will be an excellent conversationalist. You must know the right knife and fork to use at banquets. Being able to converse in European languages, or to at least give the impression of doing so, would be an added advantage.

Other extras that might enhance your chances include the ability to hug with feeling. A capacity to feel the pain of others, or at least give the impression of doing so, will also serve you well at the interview stage.