Moving seamlessly from cute country hoor to rhetorical magnificence

I HAVE always thought Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer needs someone to plant a corrective foot in his furry nether parts.

He is such a useless victim of circumstances.

Does nothing for himself.

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