Coalition parties got what they deserved

ALLOW me to pen just a “short” footnote from the bunkers about the annihilation of the Green Party in the local and European elections.

It just goes to prove that coalition governments are about as practical as wearing leg-warmers with shorts when the global temperature rises in the kitchen. Both visions now look equally more silly than ever.

I would also like to thank the Government for the best entertainment in years. It was better then Eurovision. Over a long weekend, they laid on the only bloodsport that unites all Irish people. We savoured three days and nights of the counting and slaughtering of chickens coming home to roost.