Ins and outs of a morning journey that may end with severe tunnel vision

IF you happen to find yourself free some morning during the working week and are wondering how you could fritter away about two hours of your time, then wonder no more because I have the answer: jump into your car and head to the roundabout at Midleton to begin a great adventure.

Timing for this event is all-important — it must take place between 7am and 9.30am, Monday to Friday.

Be amazed at your fellow journeymen as they jockey for position to get onto the main Midleton-Cork highway for their daily commute.