Mentally ill have no electoral influence

BEING St Patrick’s weekend, the Cabinet are away doing (delete where applicable) thankless drudge work/damn all; working to exhaustive schedules/lounging beside a pool; and drowning the shamrock/drowning the shamrock.

They may deprive the population of admiring their extremely tight-fitting flesh-coloured outfits on parade stands all over the country today.

But one thing is guaranteed, they won’t be slouching when they come back knowing their collective and individual futures are on the line.