Verbal terrorist Ian Paisley never seems to be out of breath politically

GAZELLE A asks gazelle B why gazelle B gets up so early in the morning and starts to do stretches and warm-up exercises.

“I do it because there’s a tiger in the area,” gazelle B says.

“But you couldn’t outrun a tiger, no matter how fit you are,” gazelle A points out.

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