65% of all desserts are eaten by people saying 'take that away from me'

Here’s your weekly journey into the mind of Colm O’Regan.

I STARED at it. Defeated before I’d even started. I bet a younger me would have managed it no problem.

It’s probably made for a younger me. A small-boy me, teenage me or even early 20s me with a metabolism like a hazardous waste incinerator. Remember the shite you’d eat before without thinking?