Foreign language saves idiotic football punditry

They’ll need to score if they want to win. That would have been a goal if it had gone in the net. To win a game, you can’t lose. They’ll want their best players on. At the end of the day. Make no mistake, mistakes will be made.

Roll up for World Cup idiot bingo, where wealthy men get paid to sit in television studios talking absolute bollocks to each other live on air about even wealthier men chasing a ball around a field.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the World Cup. Ideally I’d watch every single match, even the crap ones from countries you had no idea played football, never mind had a national team.