Unequal, judged, stale... give me a crunchy Dorito
Lady Doritos - fake news put about by The Sun? Or was that terrible screeching noise the sound of Pepsi’s handbrake turn on an idea even worse than when they tried to cure racism and police brutality by getting a Kardashian to give an actor dressed as a cop a can of fizzy pop? We’ll never know. What we can take from this moment of unintentional comedy are the words of Pepsi’s CEO (a female) about how female people are afraid to eat processed corn snacks.
In the interests of brevity, I’ll paraphrase: women would love to eat Doritos like men (making crunching noises, licking their fingers, tipping the bag into their mouths to get the last bits out) but are afraid of being judged as geezer-birds should their approach to the orange triangular items be deemed overtly masculine. Cue Lady Doritos.
