Cork dealership first to sell fold-up car set to revolutionise parking

It’s the ultimate accessory for us spatially challenged females and the answer to every male chauvinist driver’s prayer — it’s the world’s first fold-up car and it’s coming shortly to a showroom near you.

Set to outsmart even the Smart Car and end forever the travails of parallel parking, the fold-up is not like anything you’ve ever clapped eyes on before.

Generically a Toyota, it’s fitted with a nifty and highly sophisticated “decompress feature” which reduces the car in size to 2ft by 2ft. Billed as the end to parking hassle for urban dwellers, the technically brilliant model has already attracted the interest of Apple’s leading design team. Possible names, including the iOpener, were being touted on Twitter last night.