Dingle despair as handsome Hugh fails to perform

After a testosterone-fuelled trip from the highlands of Scotland, he arrived with a macho reputation and a fanfare befitting a legendary gigolo.

But it now appears the handsome Hugh wasn’t all he was cracked up to be.

When the existing penguin population at Dingle Oceanworld in Co Kerry was doing little in terms of boosting the succession stakes, the call went out for the swashbuckling Hugh, who had a record second to none in the mating game.