Rebels fail to find the funds for ‘Certificate of Corkness’ plan

Aw...what a downer, boy. T’was a daycent idea, like.

A lack of bobs, as natives of the self-declared People’s Republic of Cork would say, has scuppered plans to introduce a Cork passport.

In a report to city councillors this week, officials said that they just don’t have the resources to do it this year.