Bird-brain scribe wins bad prose gong

A SENTENCE in which tiny birds and the English language are both slaughtered has taken top honours in an annual bad writing contest.

The contest asks writers to submit the worst possible opening sentences to imaginary novels.

Sue Fondrie won the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest in the US for her sentence comparing forgotten memories to dead sparrows.

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