Enda and Eamon say life on Planet Bankrupt going swimmingly

ENDA is from Mars, Eamon is from Venus and both have been running Planet Bankrupt for the past 100 days.

And it’s all been going swimmingly according to the two men who tipped up at the top of the stairs at Government Buildings to mark the occasion.

The chosen venue would more rightly be known as the Steps of Sorrow as it is from where unfolding national disasters are usually relayed to a weary country.