Disney to open first Irish-based superstore

IF this summer you see a giant talking rodent, seven vertically challenged lads in bed with a butter-wouldn’t-melt brunette or an annoyingly cheerful baby-sitter who likes to fly up chimneys, don’t blame it on the aftereffects of a poisoned apple.

Calm down, they’re not in your head, everyone else in Ireland can see them too.

As part of its never-ending quest for world domination — of the children’s entertainment industry, at least — the Walt Disney Company is set to open its first ever Irish-based super-store in May.