HARD LUCK WOMAN

* Even in a world without heroes, it’s a crazy, crazy night when Mary O’Rourke’s posters get a Kiss makeover. Tears are falling!

ENDA OFF THE HOOK

* Newstalk’s “Get the news without the State-run spin” advertising campaign was recently turned down by RTÉ. Now we wonder if the slogan can survive the election results next weekend after the station’s drivetime lynchpin George Hook attended the Fine Gael rally in the Aviva Stadium yesterday and sung the praises of Taoiseach-in-waiting Enda Kenny.