Red-hot reception at Kimono Callely’s expense

LESS Sex And The City, more Lolly And Leinster House, but the online premier of the monthly expense claims of Oireachtas members still drew quite the crowd.

All eyes and cameras were hoping for a glimpse of Senator Ivor Callely as he sashayed along the red carpet to an equally red hot reception, but, strangely, he was uncharacteristically keeping his head down.

Ivor the Expenses Engine must have done what so many of his colleagues were urging him to do – got lost, after all that unpleasantness about the North Dublin Senator claiming €81,015 in travel costs from his West Cork home.