Toy Story: Enda Lightyear or Inaction Man?

WE were promised a looser, leaner leader ready to shake things up a bit, and so the Dáil hushed as the new look “Bendy Enda” was poised for his unveiling.

Fevered speculation had gripped Leinster House since the instant Mr Kenny announced the spectacular policy U-turn that: “From now on I’m going to be myself. I’m going to loosen up a bit.”

This had been the Fine Gael leader’s life-changing, Stars In Their Eyes transformation moment as he effectively declared: “Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be... Enda Kenny!”