Cute looks replaces cute hoors in survey of captivating candidates

IRISH politics is famously full of “cute hoors”.

But few of them are very cute looking. In truth, they usually are not attractive to anybody other than the man, or woman, in the mirror.

However, this election was supposed to change everything. Parties went for new blood, injecting a bit of lust into a campaign where the only love was the reluctant romance of Fine Gael and Sinn Féin.