Back to pig out on a trough full of dough and big bonuses

THE Dáil trough reopens today — and hear the deputies squeal as their noses plunge into the diminishing feed.

Fianna Fáil’s Noel O’Flynn was the loudest of all as he tried to shame our selfish nation into thinking about the real victims of the economic crisis with his new charity ‘TDs In Need’.

Railing against the outrageous suggestion he should be expected to give up a e6,000-a-year bonus handed to him for merely getting re-elected, he launched a rant, listing all the tax hikes and expenses cuts forced on him by, er, the Government he supports.