Forget about it, there’s always the 10m Lotto

BIRDS do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it. Let’s play Lotto.

Whether you draw on statistically sound forecasting systems, dream analysis, astrology, fortune-telling, crystal balls or good old-fashioned luck, the bottom line is — if you’re not in, you can’t win. And after yesterday’s budget, the hope of winning might be all that’s keeping you going.

So keep your head while all around you are losing theirs to the cut and thrust of the budget cleaver and hedge your bets on becoming the country’s first recessionary multimillionaire.