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THERE was only room for one blonde blueshirt in the Dáil yesterday, and Enda Kenny was adamant it was going to be him.

Uppity Deputy Lucinda Creighton was noticeable by her absence from Leader’s Questions, which at least saved her leader more questions as to why exactly she had stormed out of a Fine Gael parliamentary party meeting in protest at his “patronising” comments about her. The normally mild-mannered Mr Kenny had put both the blue and the shirty into the blueshirts as he not only upbraided Ms Creighton at the gathering but also launched an F-word-laden rebuke against another of his troopers, Ulick Burke.

However, those hoping for a repeat performance were disappointed in the Dáil as he kept his powder dry and his questions clean.