FF shows strain as jobs go on the line

LATE, ratty and tired looking, the FF B-team arrived desperate to secure jobs — their own Cabinet jobs.

The atmosphere was noticeably tense at the party’s election command in the Treasury Building, or “Meltdown City” as it is fast becoming known.

Enterprise Minister Micheál Martin struggled to contain his anger at the way things were going, even branding the Rainbow parties a bunch of swankers.