Bertie keeps his shirt on at the races
Needing to blow out a few cobwebs from a late first night, my first bet of the day was on Shanks Mare in the four-mile 3.30pm novices stakes from Eyre Square.
A Dublin-based bookie with the same idea had my first tip of the day, Dasher Reilly who fell to respiratory problems half way around and added to my God-awful gambling spree.