Anorak Man spikes spooks plans of spymaster Smith

CURRENTLY codenamed ‘The Monsignor’, Michael Smith’s nom de guerre won’t be abbreviated to ‘M’ any day soon.

The Minister for Offence's plan to set up a new elite top secret service to protect the nation from the scum of the universe will no longer be going ahead.

The Taoiseach (codenamed 'Anorak Man') confirmed yesterday the proposed new security intelligence unit body to deal with terrorists won't actually be set up no CIA or KGB or MI6 or Mossad.