Loo-king good ... hunt on for top toilet

MEMBERS of the public are about to go potty about the state of our toilets.

A nationwide outbreak of toilet humour is expected following yesterday’s announcement of the first-ever competition to find the country’s best public lavatory.

In other words, voters will be asked to give their number one to the best venue for doing their number two. The competition is being launched by pharmaceutical firm Pharmacia in conjunction with the Association of Municipal Authorities of Ireland to raise awareness of bladder control.