Brighton? Isn’t it full of spivs with Kiss Me Quick hats tipped at a jaunty angle?

Paul Howard’s new project is about a British playboy, but his D4 classic still has appeal for those outside the Pale, says Richard Fitzpatrick

Ever wondered what it’d be like living life with a billionaire dad?

Millionaire art dealer Charles Saatchi’s accountant has told a court he did not tell his boss and his ex-wife Nigella Lawson his suspicions that their personal assistants were spending thousands of pounds of their money as he did not want to bother them with “trivial matters”.

Frank Lampard may equal Bobby Tambling’s Chelsea scoring record today, but the bond between the Stamford Bridge legends will always be stronger than stats. Kieran Shannon spoke to the Cork-based striker about Lampard, Jimmy Greaves and the swinging sixties in West London.

Fifty years ago, Christine Keeler and John Profumo brought down a government and changed a nation forever. Clive Irving on the scandal that rocked Britain

SIMON DOONAN of luxury department store Barneys New York remembers being a teenager in the Swinging Sixties.

My hitherto cast-iron conviction that Germany will win Euro 2012 took a hell of a beating in Munich on Saturday night.

Roberto Di Matteo now has two weeks to prepare his Chelsea side for their sixth Champions League semi-final in nine years.

Fulham fans have two Russians to thank for their current west London dominance after a thoroughly enjoyable day at Craven Cottage that started with the sacking of their rival’s manager and ended with a 5-0 win over Wolves.

The Decision

RECENTLY married David Casey gave Bahrain Storm a fine drive to land the featured Irish Open July 28 to July 31 Chase at the first stage of the Killarney festival last night.

The future of up to 30 stores and 720 jobs was put at risk today after the UK side of retail brand Habitat went into administration.

THE Dermot Weld trained Notable Graduate toyed with the opposition on the way to landing the Curragh Racecourse Members’ Maiden at Tipperary last night.

PUNK legend and ex-Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren had a showy send-off yesterday, with a spray-painted coffin, “Too fast to live, too young to die” and Sid Vicious vocals marking his funeral.

Sex Pistol John Lydon paid tribute to the band’s former manager Malcolm McLaren, who has died aged 64.

FORMER Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren has died.

AND so the week begins as it’s sure to go on, with Irish footballers being asked as many questions about a World Cup game against Cyprus which took place three years ago as about the World Cup game against Cyprus that’s coming up in just five days’ time.

IT wouldn’t be possible, these days, and it shouldn’t have been possible even back then.

Armed police have been shot at after being called to an incident at a west London residential street.

THE spite that once shrouded meetings between Arsenal and Chelsea may have evaporated with the departure of Jose Mourinho, but the significance of tomorrow’s latest squabble between north and west London has rarely been greater.

Wayne Rooney’s fiancee Coleen McLoughlin is penning a weekly magazine column.

Designers John Rocha, Paul Smith and Nicole Farhi were among the big names taking part in London Fashion Week today.

Nicky Henderson has given Irish Hussar the go ahead to run in Saturday’s Hennessy Cognac Gold Cup at Newbury and is to school the leading fancy in Lambourn tomorrow.

A boy left home alone by his depressed mother bravely did everything he could to disguise her disappearance as he fended for himself for nearly two weeks, his headteacher said tonight.

A man charged with murder was applauded by an Ulster Defence Association chief today as he appeared at a court in Belfast.

AIR kisses, high fashion and backstage cat fights — it could only be London Fashion Week.

The Daily Mirror was today launching its appeal against a High Court judge’s ruling in favour of supermodel Naomi Campbell in her recent breach of confidentiality case against the newspaper.

Neil Hamilton said today the woman he and his wife are alleged to have sexually assaulted is playing a ‘‘high risk game.’’