This features the perfect honeymoon in beautiful Hawaii, where nothing much happens to disturb the loving couple … well, except for a series of ghastly murders of other loving couples.

How we love our TV wildlife programmes … how you’re going to hate this mish-mash of a film that really doesn’t know what its supposed to be.

Whoever had the misguided notion that Lawrence could ever be an asset to a film? He is the unfunniest of comics and in almost all his dismal films manages to infuriate more than entertain.