"Make sure those little f***ers don’t come anywhere near us".

Ahead of Roald Dahl Day, and on the anniversary of his birth, Suzanne Harrington celebrates the life of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory author and his fantastic literary journey dedicated to entertaining children. 

A prolific reader, Julia didn’t start to read like a writer until she was 15, and read Jane Eyre. She took an MA in creative writing, but concentrated on poetry. It wasn’t until the end of the course that she had an idea for a novel.

The presenter has recalled the dramatic accident last year that saw her eight-year-old daughter, Matilda, suffer serious burns when her witch costume brushed against a candle at a house in London.

KEVIN SPACEY has revealed he and ROBIN WRIGHT share a lot of laughs together on the set of House Of Cards. 

Plenty to watch on the tellybox tonight.

Mara Wilson, who played Matilda and Kiami Davael, who played Lavender shared their lunch date reunion snap on Twitter.

KATY PERRY is getting her own mobile game with Glu Mobile. 

Naturalist Steve Backshall tonight became the eighth celebrity to depart Strictly Come Dancing 2014.

Claudia Winkleman has urged 'Strictly Come Dancing' viewers to "bear with her" as she returns to the show.

Presenter Claudia Winkleman was again absent from Strictly Come Dancing tonight after her daughter’s fire accident, as co-host Tess Daly wished the youngster a “speedy recovery”.

Claudia Winkleman’s eight-year-old daughter is in hospital after she was burned while celebrating Halloween.

Here's our spoiler-free guide to the best shows on TV tonight.

Unlike his new character, Simon Pegg has found contentment at home, writes Keeley Bolger

IT’S 8pm, at the kitchen table — and my children are swapping childhood memories between forkfuls of curry.

Two Hollywood A-listers have said music - not acting - keeps them sane.

David Beckham has become an uncle for the fifth time.

Helen O’Callaghan hears two sides of the argument on earrings for young girls.

Simon Pegg doesn't like being around drunk people – and says staying sober boosts creativity.

And this is not creepy at all, Gordon?

Ever wonder what the Wormwoods, Ms Honey... AND Trunchbull look like now, 17 years later?

Michelle Williams and Jason Segel have split up.

Incredible pictures have emerged of one family's attempts to escape the wildfires ravaging Australia.

Harry Potter’s wholesome sidekick Hermione Granger has been voted the best big screen role model in a poll of young film fans.

Harry Potter’s wholesome sidekick Hermione Granger has been voted the best big screen role model in a poll of young film fans.

Bookmakers will be taking flurries of bets on what the duke and duchess of Cambridge will choose to call the eagerly anticipated new prince or princess.

Simon Pegg is to star in 'Phineas and Ferb'.

Michelle Williams has moved in with boyfriend Jason Segel.

Michelle Williams made 'Oz: The Great and Powerful' for her daughter.

Claudia Winkleman is leaving 'Strictly: It Takes Two' to spend more time with her children.

It’s the end of the world as we know it but there’s still time for opposites to attract in Lorene Scafaria’s delightfully offbeat road movie.

Agriculture Minister Simon Coveney (and his daughter Beth) were on hand to congratulate Pat and Derek Frawley, from Croagh, Rathkeale, Co Limerick, and their cow handler Stephen McLoughlin, when they won the prestigious Maverick Golden Vale Cup, presented by Kerry Agri Business at Charleville Agricultural Show last weekend.

Jason Segel has confirmed he is dating Michelle Williams.

Michelle Williams is reportedly dating Jason Segel.

Tom Cruise and Simon Pegg shared tips for changing nappies on the set of 'Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol'.

Claudia Winkleman has named her newborn son Arthur.

Claudia Winkleman has given birth to a baby boy.

Michelle Williams wanted to fight Mike Tyson when she was a child.

Michelle Williams knows being a working mother will be “difficult” for her daughter.

Claudia Winkleman is pregnant with her third child, she has revealed.

Michelle Williams worries she won’t find love like she had with Heath Ledger.