THE facts speak for themselves, and they are very, very impressive: Over 50 novels published, million of copies sold, four-book contracts for over $60m. 

BIRTHDAYS: Philip Ziegler, author, 74; Mary Higgins Clark, writer, 72; Lemmy, rock singer (Motorhead), 58; Carol Vorderman, TV mathematician, 43; Caroline Aherne, comedian, 40.