Following his exposure to gamma radiation and physical transformation, Bruce Banner hides in Brazil, hoping to evade General Thaddeus ’Thunderbolt’ Ross and the military.

Ouija Board, Horse of the Year in 2004, made a hugely disappointing start to her 2005 campaign as she trailed home a distant seventh in the Prince Of Wales Stakes at Royal Ascot at York yesterday.

World 100m record holder Tim Montgomery and former Olympic champion Marion Jones made little impact on their return to action in Mexico.