Never one to mince his words, Charlie Brooker returns to the BBC with a new instalment of satirical show Weekly Wipe. Kate Samuelson finds out what to expect from series three – and why nothing should be off-limits in comedy.

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Savage Solitude

Australia 37 Canada 6

Australia 31 Wales 0

IRELAND A coach Michael Bradley has warned England A they must be ruthless if they are to have any hope of toppling the New Zealand Maori in Saturday’s Churchill Cup final.

Julian Huxley has been named at full-back for Australia in Saturday’s Test against Wales at Telstra Stadium, while George Smith and George Gregan will start on the reserves bench.

Ofarel D’Airy has been plying his trade at a decent level over hurdles and the five-year-old made his fencing debut a winning one in the folkestone-racecourse.co.uk Maiden Chase at the Kent track.

Maraahel landed the odds in fine style in the Jardine Lloyd Thompson Huxley Stakes at Chester today.

Michael Jarvis is fully aware of the task facing his two runners in the Jardine Lloyd Thompson Huxley Stakes at Chester tomorrow.

Trainer Paul Nicholls continued his rich vein of form with an across-the-card four-timer at Lingfield Park and Chepstow today.

Dermot Weld was dreaming of victory in the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe after Vinnie Roe secured his place in racing history with an unprecedented third Irish Field St Leger triumph at the Curragh yesterday.

DERMOT WELD doesn’t have many runners at Kilbeggan, so when he sends one to the Westmeath track it is certainly well worth a second glance.

Canterbury Crusaders v ACT Brumbies Canterbury

England’s bid to regain the World Cup Sevens crown was ended in emphatic fashion as they were crushed 33-5 by Australia in their quarter-final clash in Argentina today.