Love, lust, betrayal and revenge; well, it's a French film and the French do this sort of tosh ever so well.

The top prize at the Cannes Film Festival was today awarded to Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11, a scathing indictment of White House actions after the September 11 terror attacks.

With such a wonderful cast in such a wonderful film, you can forget the eggs and bunnies and wallow in delight.