A quiet Sunday in with the tellly. Lovely.

Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t joking when he growled: “I’ll be back.”

The Cabin in the Woods (16s) begins in an entirely conventional fashion, as five college kids take off in a camper van for a weekend at, you guessed it, a remote cabin in the woods.

In El Lobo (Warner Vision, €22.99), Eduardo Noriega plays a builder down on his luck who is persuaded to infiltrate Basque terror group ETA in a high stakes game that quickly lands him in the middle of a murderous escapade.