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THERE are times, perhaps once every 30 years, when there is a sea change in politics.

BRITAIN is considering bringing in negligence laws on bankers so they could be jailed for wrecking an economy.

GREAT BRITAIN and Ireland captain Paul McGinley warned his players not to get carried away after a dream first day of the Vivendi Seve Trophy at St-Nom-La-Breteche saw them take a 4-1 lead over Continental Europe.

BRITAIN’S ambassador to Dublin warned that former Taoiseach Charles Haughey was a man of “calculating and ruthless ambition,” declassified files reveal.

BRITAIN’S Justice Secretary Ken Clarke rejected more calls to resign over remarks he made about rape, but vowed to choose his words more carefully in the future.

ANY student of the Kennedy dynasty knows all about the father figure, Joe Kennedy, who shaped and warped the lives of his children through his determination to live vicariously through them and ensure that each should fulfill his ambitions.

BRITAIN’S top spy, in the first public speech by a serving espionage chief, yesterday said terrorists might hit the West again “at huge human cost”, but nuclear proliferation by states was a more far-reaching danger.

BRITAIN’S first TV debate between potential prime ministers produced no classic clips of gaffes to be run again and again – but food for thought for viewers and voters.

BRITAIN’S chancellor of the exchequer, prior to the dissolution of parliament, said he intended to make banks that received state funds give loans to business.

BRITAIN AND IRELAND had the better of things for the second day running and now lead Continental Europe 6-4 at the Vivendi Trophy in Paris.

BRITAIN’S youngest terrorist was facing jail last night after a guide to death and explosives were found at the schoolboy’s home.

BRITAIN’S Prince William graduated as a Royal Air Force pilot yesterday after successfully completing an intensive flying course.

BRITAIN’S defence chiefs have banned a broadcaster from “embedding” its reporters with troops in combat zones in a row over its coverage of the medical treatment of troops.

BRITAIN’S Defence Secretary Des Browne warned yesterday that the credibility of the NATO alliance in Afghanistan was on the line as he admitted that the operation had proved harder than expected.

BRITAIN’S Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has admitted having a two-year affair with one of his secretaries.

BRITAIN admitted yesterday it had freed over 1,000 foreign prisoners, including murderers, rapists and paedophiles, who should have been considered for deportation at the time of their releases.

BRITAIN admitted yesterday it had freed over 1,000 foreign prisoners, including murderers, rapists and paedophiles, who should have been considered for deportation at the time of their release.

BRITAIN’S former ambassador to Uzbekistan, Craig Murray, has defied the Foreign Office by publishing on the internet documents providing evidence that the British government knowingly received information extracted by torture in the ‘war on terror’.

BRITAIN has warned media organisations they are breaking the law if they publish details of a leaked document said to show US President George W Bush wanted to bomb Arabic television station Al-Jazeera.

BRITAIN will come to a halt today to remember people killed and injured in the London terror attacks.

BRITAIN has pledged to use its presidency of the EU from July to strive for a political agreement to reform the sugar regime before a WTO conference in Hong Kong in December.

BRITAIN’S most senior policeman vowed yesterday to “draw a line” once and for all under the mystery surrounding the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.

BRITAIN’S leading Muslim organisation was criticised as “hypocrites” yesterday for calling on community leaders to guard against terrorists.

BRITAIN has entered a “dark age” of injustice, a leading civil liberties lawyer has claimed.

AS the world waits to hear today what the US insists is compelling proof that Baghdad has arms of mass destruction, EU leaders are desperately trying to cobble together a unified stance.

BRITAIN is to award US Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan an honorary knighthood, the UK Treasury has said.

Padarig Harrington and Paul McGinley have won their foursomes match against Alex Cejka and Nicolas Fasth by one hole.