A highly entertaining tale – really a culture clash – involving a group of American soldiers whose train ride to Kosovo in the late l990s is halted in Romania by locals plotting to grab some valuable cargo.

For those of you who have suffered the inane ramblings of the former sportsmen 'gracing' the TV panel this so-so drama might appeal. Otherwise switch over to the cooking show.

Chat show king Jerry Springer came to Cannes today for the world premiere of his new movie about reality TV gone mad.

Federal Protection is the story of former Mafia lieutenant Frank Carbone (Armand Assante) who is betrayed by his friends, narrowly escapes assassination, turns stoolie, and ends up in Arkansas courtesy of the FBI’s witness protection programme.