FLAT. A word that can be used to describe Belgium, bitter, Kate Moss and the Thomond Park crowd last Saturday — not to mention the Munster backline.

Coach Alan Gaffney “gleefully accepted” Munster’s 15-9 Heineken Cup Pool Four triumph over the Zurich Premiership’s bottom side Harlequins despite a scoreless second half from the Irish province.

Munster 15 Harlequins 9

Explosive Samoan winger George Harder should be fit for Harlequins’ pre-season tour to Ireland next month.

WASPS second row Simon Shaw has been given the green light to play in Sunday's Heineken Cup semi-final showdown with Munster.

Harlequins can make a decisive move away from relegation danger if they beat Leeds in tonight’s Zurich Premiership clash at Headingley.

Harlequins manager Mike Scott has urged the London aristocrats to ignore the weekend’s action and concentrate on ‘controlling the controllable’.

Ailing Harlequins are hoping the return of talismanic Ireland captain Keith Wood will provide them with a speedy hangover cure.