As fashion prepares itself for autumn/winter — yes, it is that time already! — the catwalks have been filled with smoky, sultry, seductive eyes.

One unforeseen downside to all this unseasonal weather is it has encouraged the lazy amongst us to extend our winter beauty regime, ie, no regime at all.

RULE 1: MISMATCH YOUR POLISH

Clarins was today criticised for failing to prove claims that a skin spray protected against “electromagnetic waves” caused by mobile phones and other devices.