Ask Audrey: Imagine if Roy Keane was waiting on you to mess up at the wedding rehearsal

"‘Call yourself a son-in-law’ and ‘that would never happen under Alex Ferguson’, all that kind of stuff."

Roy Keane at Turner's Cross last month. Tristan from St Luke's is worried about this smile. Pic: INPHO/Tom Maher

It’s getting nervous on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Think Teachers are Just Glorified Child-Care. 

Not that we’d ever tell them, the last thing we want is a teacher’s strike.