Ask Audrey: I told my husband TikTok is a turn on
Ask Audrey
Hello, it’s Rosealeen in Ballydesmond.
Bad cess to changing fashions and the way they’d make a gowl out of you in a nightclub in Cork. I haven’t been to a nightclub in ages because instead of getting pawed by a gang of langers drunk farmers from Kanturk, I can connect with them on Tinder and that way they can paw me in the privacy of my own home. (One at a time. I’m not a woman for a gang-bang, leave that to the crowd in Scartaglin.)
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